Nous y voilà!
Nous sommes le 23 mars 2018, soit la veille de mon anniversaire, soit la toute dernière fois où j’aurais 27 ans de toute ma vie, si si…!
Du coup, je voulais partager avec vous 27 choses que j’ai expérimenté ou appris (ou confirmé) à mes 27 ans.
Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
- mets de la crème solaire, tu n’auras jamais la peau caramel doré comme toutes les bombes d’instagram, alors protège toi au lieu de prendre des coups de soleil que tu regrettes pendant des semaines (pauvre truffe)
- ne soit pas flemmarde, prends les escaliers. ne prends pas le bus: marche!
- achète moins mais achète mieux (j’ai du taff)
- essaye de nouvelles choses plus régulièrement, avoir peur fait partie du processus, il faut juste essayer de dépasser ses limites et après cela va tout seul
- fais du tri dans tes papiers au fur et à mesure au lieu de pinailler pendant des heures en t’énervant
- fais plaisir aux gens que tu aimes, envoies des fleurs aux anniversaires et aime sans compter
- investis dans un super matelas ( #lifechanging )
- complimentes sincèrement (cela va sans dire) les personnes autour de toi, ils passent peut-être la pire journée de leur vie et ont juste besoin de ce petit coup de pouce pour se sentir mieux
- vis ta vie et profites de ce que tu as
- arrête de trop réfléchir
- sois une personne sur qui ta famille et tes amis peuvent compter
- arrête de remettre au lendemain (et j’y arrive de mieux en mieux, youpi)
- fais plus de choses pour toi (ou autrement dis « apprends aussi à penser à ton cul sans culpabiliser »!)
- prends soin de ta peau, exfolie la, hydrate la et chouchoute la
- arrête le maquillage trop foncé, TU AS LA PEAU CLAIRE nom d’un chien (cf. n°1)!
- d’ailleurs arrête le maquillage, hop un coup de mascara et on est bon pas besoin d’en faire des tonnes
- fais évoluer ton alimentation, tes intestins te diront merci
- relâche la pression et apprends à respirer !
- élargis tes centres d’intérêts
- préserve la nature
- adopte une façon de vivre plus responsable
- prends le temps de méditer, tu verras tu dormiras beaucoup mieux et tu t’énerveras beaucoup moins
- assume ton corps
- désinstalle l’application facebook, tu vois tu te sens déjà mieux
- Sois plus spontanée
- METS DE LA CREME SUR TON CORPS BORDEL!
- essaye de faire du sport régulièrement, pas pour le corps de top modèle mais plus pour te défouler, transpirer un bon coup, et bien dormir derrière… parce que oui, j’aime vraiment dormir…
Barbara Howard 
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OK, I‘ve always wanted to be Instagram-famous, too.
If you’re like me, you’ve scrolled through Instagram, wondering « how do so many friggin people on Instagram get so famous »?
Imagine: it is Friday morning and you told yourself you’d hit the gym today.
Roll over, check your cell.
Navigate your way to your page.
Whoaaa, you think, Over 561 likes on a single picture.
You rise out of the warmth of your bed, meander to the kitchen. You want a drink, so you place the kettle on for some coffee, and check Instagram again.
Presto! Another 49 likes.
And another message just popped up. It is from one of your many fans asking about your diet, and congratulating you on your twelve official month of going to the gym.
The kettle blows and you pour your tea. When you flip out your phone, there’s another message–this time from a young girl–thanking you for posting. She follows you religiously and your’e an inspiration.
Within minutes, your phone buzzes AGAIN.
It is another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You’ll have to reply later.
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iambarbarahoward,
OK, I used to be Instagram-famous, too.
Well, today I’m going to teach you the best way to amazingly improve the way you Instagram.
Now, imagine that it’s Friday and you have just woken up from a sound summer-time nap.
You pull out your cell.
Open the Instragram App.
Wow, you think, Over 561 likes on a single picture.
You hop out of the warmth of your bed, meander to the kitchen. You want a drink, so you put the kettle on for some tea, and check Instagram again.
Bam! Another 38 likes.
Here comes another one. This time it is not a like but a message from one of your followers. They flatter you on your success and let you know they absolutely love your content.
The kettle blows and you pour your tea. When you flip out your phone, there is another message–this time from a young girl–thanking you for posting. She follows you religiously and you are an inspiration.
Within minutes, your cell buzzes AGAIN.
It’s another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You will have to hit them up later.
Let’s stop the simulation there. People have a hard time getting what they want in life. People can hardly force themselves to eat a good breakfast.
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J’adore te lire !!! Que du bon sens, comme quoi tout arrive un jour ahahahah. Je t’aime
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